Seriously?! Seriously!!
I walked into my new coworker's cube today. (Oh, yeah, for those of you who I don't know IRL or haven't caught up with in a while, I've been busy during this hiatus, too...I've moved to Georgia and started a new job in mental health management.) Anyway, I walked into my new coworker's cube today, and I walked right into hearing a guy singing about having sperm in his pocket. Apparently, there really is Infertility: The Musical. Wow, I listen to a LOT of show tunes, and that's still a new one on me!
I guess there's an adaptation of Rule 34 for musicals.